Wait a minute while I compose myself. Gosh…Perhaps Jon Stewart has the gravitas buy Colbert sure has the funny.
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| F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard – Crab Vending Machines | ||||
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Hey, it’s SOFT SHELL Blue Crabs. They are everywhere down around here where I live. You can just munch on those like you would a Twinkie. Well the shell, though no longer crunchy, is are a bit chewy, more like a Twinkie wrapped in leather. But I am sure they dip it something good from another vending machine. But there is that thing about eating live stuff? I am trying to think of something else people eat live. Help me with that…