“I didn’t know it was about cockfighting.” Matt Bevin who spoke at the American Gamefowl Defense Network not knowing what that meant.
As you probably know, animals do not go to Heaven, so to entertain the few Republicans who game the system and sneak in, some Angels are required to put on sharpened spurs and fight to the nondeath in cloud cages to give the few Republicans in Heaven their God allocated worship of violence they need to be happy.
Republicans are also allowed to take their guns to Heaven, which will do them about as much good there as they do them here.