“Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.”
There you have what he told the Washington Post is his lead campaign line. So far he has not bragged about buying a 16 year old girl from her parents to screw on his tour bus. Or has he said much about covering himself in a month’s worth of his own crap and pretend he is gay to dodge the draft. But the highlights of his life aside I am sure he will play proud that he calls Mexicans WETBACKS and blacks APES as the best red meat for the Republican Base that so adores this literal piece of human crap.
I am sure the main purpose in his life will be made into a video promo for his campaign. Killing animals. Massive amounts of animals, in fact just 450 pigs in the past few months! Many of the animals he kills he buys and then shoots them down with full auto machine guns. He says that when he kills animals with a machine gun he gets an erection. That right there can get him a Senate seat in Idaho. And of course he likes to brag about all the cats and dogs he has shot and killed. He says he enjoys that because he is saving America from a rabies and distemper pandemic.
I am sure he will win a few Republican primaries. Just like some of the 2012 clowns did in the GOP Primaries. I do have a shorter campaign theme for him. ALL GUN NO BRAIN.
And there should be no doubt at all WHOMSHEVER who will ask to be his running mate.