A Surprisingly Plausible Republican Candidate — powered by Cracked.com
You have to go quite a ways to stand out in the zany Republican line-up for 2012. So far, no candidate has it all. This is where a colorful late entry comes in. Who better to represent quintessential Republican values? No more namby pamby war worries, he’s a bomb ’em first kinda guy! Heaven knows he’s a strong advocate of second amendment rights – and charisma, fo-geddabout it – he leaves all of those clowns in the dust!