Sainthood is not an easy gig! The requirements necessary to join the ranks of the sainted martyrs make a Hell's Angel's club beat-in ceremony look like Club Med. Saint Valentine advises kids to 'get off the saint track' if that's where their vocational goals lie. In a first-time interview, the saint commonly associated with frilly hearts and flowers shares a bit of history about himself, and tips to keep the day 'fun and frugal.'