There happens to be a shortage of blood in America. Recently trying to do the right thing by that, Brad Graham went down to the blood bank to find gay men are not allowed to give blood. Though testing is a rather simple matter, it is well known by much of the intelligent voting public that receiving gay blood can turn you gay.
So Brad came up with the solution in three steps.
1) Stop going to places where gay men hang out like dance studios, locker rooms, art galleries and Starbucks.
2) Have sex with women instead.
3) Go to a Christian Become Straight Camp.
Or, you could just lie about being gay. Unlike being black… Or an Asian… Or a REDSKIN.
In a nationwide poll of Dairy Queen customers asked if the Washington Redskins should change their name, 100% said HELL NO! I WANT MORE SPRINKLES ON THAT.