“Our forefathers took up arms over tyranny like this.”
“I seem to remember our forefathers fighting a war over stuff like this.”
I just read a few stories about Todd Starnes who is the director of the Fox News War on Christmas. What got me riled was not so much what a lying piece of horsesht he is, but how he ends so many of his absurd accusations directed at Muslims, gays and secularists with those quotes above and many more like them. Which of course are meant only to excite, anger and get the ignorant masses running for their guns. POS
Keeping that in mind, why is it that just looking at Todd Starnes picture here, I can name that tune in one note? Reminds me of something one of my two most revered role models once said.
“Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fk in the first place.”
My other role model is perhaps most famous for this quote,
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.”
I put that last one to thought some time ago and arrived at an even better answer.
“We are here to fart around and lend a hand.”
As opposed to the Republican answer.
We are here to witch and give you the finger.