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Tom Delay Warns Government to Legalize ’12 New Perversions’


Tom Delay Warns Government Set to Legalize '12 New Perversions' Tom Delay is ‘aware’ of a secret memo from the Justice Department stating that twelve new perversions will soon be legalized!  Thank goodness, the ‘old perversions’ were getting  quite shopworn. Don’t say you weren’t warned about the repercussions of letting everyone marry whomever they love. According to Delay and pals,  socialist lefties used the Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality to loose the demons of perversion and Christian persecution! I thought the latter had already been loosed, but it’s hard to keep up.

Oddly, the ‘new perversions’ aren’t shiny and new as promised; and Delay’s whinging about Christian persecution doesn’t hold water either, as some of the ‘ perversions’ on the list are part and parcel of several religious sects in the United States.

Its highly unlikely that bestiality (which Delay and pals think about often) will ever be legal. Likewise, child molestation is only ‘legal’ within the bounds of Duggary. That only leaves polygamy – and I think we all know of a church or two where even this insanity is standard practice. Some churches believe dancing is immoral…Anyone who saw Delay’s DWTS efforts might well agree.