Angry neighbor Rene Boucher ran up behind Rand Paul – who was on a riding mower wearing headphones – and body slammed him off the mower to the ground breaking ribs and causing arm and face contusions. This seems to be about Rand Paul’s individual mandate to deregulate homeowner laws regarding leaves and pumpkins rather than the man just having enough of the this little right-wing twat whose worldview came to us unchanged from cave #31 in the Rift Valley 84,000 years ago where whoever has the most nosebones, property, muscles and weapons wins it all.