If you have an erection lasting more than four hours call me Amy Schumer.
Watch those side effects!
Perhaps it’s not a physical erectile dysfunction at all but rather a decade of absorbing so much internet prom that the old way of doing things just isn’t enough anymore?
Or perhaps it’s time to put the sex drive out to pasture and get on with something important? Like golf and early bird buffets.
And doesn’t this touch on the greatest sexist unfairness of them all, that old men can still be held sexually attractive and old women cannot? [Well other than in Calis and Viagra ads] Going soft is a bit of comeuppance for that. But wait! Is that unfairness compensated for by men having to get a good erection to have sex while women can just have at it anytime without the worry?
How long has it been since you said, “If I lost my dick I could not go on living.” Probably about a year after you got married.
As a child I once heard that if you put a bean in a jar for every time you had sex in the first year of marriage and took a bean out for every time you had sex after that, you would never empty the jar. Anyone try that? Perhaps nowadaze we should refine that to a bean in the jar every time we had sex from the first time until after the first year of marriage.