"The new iPad from Apple – can set you up with fast uploading without all that water bloating," confides one lady to another in this well done "MADtv" sketch. The greatly anticipated iPad is hailed as the most revolutionary piece of personal technology since the slide rule, but is a case of expensive product labeling gone horribly awry.Steve Jobs is an innovative wizard. "Vaginal viral protection," that’s unprecedented! Proving even Apple can flub, the Apple iPad was an unfortunate choice of a name for the multi-purpose personal computer. We doubt any women were consulted about the prospective product identity, else Apple could have foreseen the snickers, jokes and parodies which immediately followed the announcement.