Such is the legend of Chuck Norris…
1. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
2. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
I saw this commercial last week while attempting to click past Foxsnooze in a hurry, but was gripped and unable to pass the drama, the threat, the "our bad ass is tougher than yours" theme of this well-produced commercial. Perhaps more astonishing is the persistent rumor that someone is coming to gather up the ‘far arms’. While I’ve never received this memo, apparently it is why they need a savage at the gates like Chuck Norris, to prevent such heresy! One look at the angry lady, whom I understand is called a "Blougar" a combination of Blue and Cougar, and I wonder why they need Norris who is an actor, this woman is the real thing, and they are legion!
While Chuck’s motives are undoubtedly pure, he does exhort the ‘patriots’ to send $73.50 for an old fashioned flag complete with tea stains, "To show solidarity with our founders." Note to home crafters, there’s a market for absolutely freaking everything! The washed-up movie tough guy is now the Billy
Mays of the ‘bagger set. One can only imagine the reaction of the "Founders" were they but able to see the overly padded and protected lawn chair and Slurpee brigade gathered in their name and borrowing the original Tea Party as a theme. Chuck Norris’ new mantra "Trigger the Vote" fits nicely with Sarah Palin’s variations such as "Don’t retreat – reload." I’m getting the impression this has
nothing at all to do with tea or taxes..ya think?