To the strains of REM’s "Everybody Hurts" plays a very short montage of Jay Leno, anything longer would be cruel and unusual punishment. Leno, embroiled in the dispute with Conan O’Brien, is moaning that life isn’t fair – on TV. We presume everywhere else, it’s tit for tat, square and fair. I must say I’ve never felt sorry for Oprah Winfrey, but came close…no cigar, but close knowing that this is just a two minute slice of an hour’s worth of the Leno Pity Party and paid psychiatrist’s couch."Paradise is the ability to know you’re in it before you’re cast out of it." Kazillionaire car collector, talk show host, and whiner (where he really comes into his own), Jay Leno