The title was so much fun I could not pass this one by.
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Do you know how squids have sex? The male sticks one of his extra long arms into his mouth, strokes the Bishop so to say, gets a handful of sperm which he then shoves down into the mouth of the female to deposit the packet into her egg sack. Then the female bites off the arm and eats it. I don’t know what can be said about all that without sounding sexist.
More happily oysters reproduce much like flowers throwing it all to the wind so to say.
While on the subject no need to explain how dogs do it, for thanks to their open minded extroverted nature they are the most ubiquitous form of human sex education we have.