You wanna have some fun, who you gonna call, the company xmas party at the Marriott or Pee Pee? I have been to that party not a few times, well, without that blonde anyway. And the shine is clear and did not have a tea tinge. And I fell in the fire not fighting over a chicken but over the last Keystone. And there were always guitars and YOU DON”T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLING DARLING singalongs. And enough old couches laying around to eventually fall into so’s not to have to DUI home. Which is what the couches are for.
But to the point. These people are a whole lot of fun to be with, party with, sing along with and talk to as long as you can keep politics out of it. Here in Texas Jesus is not as big a thing as it is Eastword, guns replace God here. But as soon as they open their yaps about Blacks, Mexicans, guns or Hillary the fun comes to aN uncomfortable pause.
Having lived here in Texas for 35 years I have found many ways to avoid those subjects and if they do come up, I know how to quickly change them. I have had my best luck with pointing up and saying IS THAT THE BLIMP? Vomiting on someone or dropping trou works well too. In fact just shouting FREEBIRD! can do it. But what works best is pulling out and lighting up the empty tampax wrapper that was earlier packed with a half an ounce of weed.