Beer Pong at tech institute traced to swine Flu, it’s true! Is it enough to make the students at this Tech Institute stop or modify playing? No! These future leaders are made of sterner stuff and, I suspect it’s paired with the fear of losing a social outlet requiring beer, and lots of it! Beer Pong may well be a three credit class by now.
Fresh from the news wire, we bring you the latest from researchers. The Tech revolution has changed the face of sexuality in countless ways. Twitter, the new way to stay in touch 24/7, is now most widesly used as a means of….bragging. To put it as delicately as possible. They say it’s used quite often to tweet his peeps about his real or imaginary sexual escapade. They pay researchers for this
which may be the real news.
I dare say that most of America is as tired as the Colorado dog and pony, flying saucer balloon show look today. When one of the three boys answered the door, he told press that “My dad is tired of this show.” What a coincidence! Little
Falcon was obviously upset today, after blurting on camera the reason why he stayed in the garage attic was “because you said it was a show,” he followed up by vomiting during two interviews today. Unsavory details are starting to emerge
today which suggest that not only is dad a publicity hound,but there have been questions of abuse in the home. If the great balloon chase is proven to be a farce, he could be responsible for the massive manpower involved in the search
for his son.