Job Application:
Reason for leaving last job: Well, I really needed to turn the wienermobile around in the driveway. You see, I thought I was going backward, when in truth I was going forward (fast) and that big ol’ wienermobile lurched forward right up onto the deck and into the garage, where it was stuck! It even cracked the foundation of the house, so you see I really need this job.
You simply cannot miss the vision of the brightly colored Oscar Mayer Wiener Wagon at any time, but particularly when it’s attacked your deck and is wedged into your home! The Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin homeowners were not at home at the time of the unusual crash. The fine folks at Oscar Mayer have insurance which will cover the damage. I’d say it’s a win/win if they’ve been thinking about a little remodeling, and the driver doesn’t get fired for one little mix-up.
I can’t help but remember a Dave Barry column where he managed to get the Wienermobile for the express purpose of picking his then 13-year-old, and very easily embarrassed son up from school. They’re probably speaking by now…you
suppose? ...Officer, There Is An Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Stuck In My Home