Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump claims he isn’t afraid of anyone or anything – but exposing his tax returns throws him into a full attack of the quaking whim-whams. Seth Meyers explores the likelihood that Trump’s tax modesty might be related to the controversy now surrounding his personal charitable foundation. A new report found that the foundation is charitable, in that it collects money for charity. Trump then spends other people’s money on himself. A narcissist can never have too many gigantic portraits of himself. President Obama complimented Trump on his restraint, in choosing the six foot painting, as ten foot would have just been too much. For my part, the lifelike clothesless statues of Trump, called ‘The Emperor Has No B*lls’ are a perfect likeness, and would surely be the better investment in the long run.
Trump, who likes to claim that Hillary Clinton is a serial killer, is surrounded by stiffs. He’s stiffed construction workers, his DC Policy Office workers – and unthinkable as it is, he stiffed ‘The Freedom Kids’ who propelled him to stardom! The peppy crew has filed suit, and thanks to Mr. Trump they’re learning a valuable, first-hand lesson in how the legal system works. Trump just keeps on giving.