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An even better Donald Trump carnage inaugural speech, funny or die

“Living down to expectations, he had delivered the most dreadful inaugural address in history.” Conservative pundit George Will who was recently “let go” from Fox News at the beset of vindictive loudmouth Bill O’Reilly.

Though Trump’s inauguration speech now known as “The Carnage Speech” was panned throughout the world as dark, divisive and uninspiring by most everyone other than the National Enquirer, Rush Limbaugh, Russian Television, Bill O’Reilly, Kellyanne Conway, Vladimir Putin, Alex Jones and some at Fox News who claimed it was “almost” as good as Abe Lincoln’s speeches, Donald’s first tweet for his first full day as president was

Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election! Why didn’t these people vote? Celebs hurt cause badly. 

After watching that crazy first press conference with new press secretary Sean Spicer – which contained 20 lies and allowed no questions – and watching Kellyanne Conway do the Sunday Morning Shows spinning the Trump Turd Top on the huge attendance at the inauguration, his wonderful speech, and that dumb woman’s march the next day, there is no doubt this administration lives in an alternate reality.

Just a reminder. Those 10,000 nuclear warheads he now has with him at all times? Is reality.

As to shedding any tears for George Will.

Bill O’Reilly went to war with George after he joined the #nevertrump wave, and then publicly and loudly resigned from the Republican Party. But hey, George Will was never a Republican, rather he has been the most famous Libertarian voice for a generation.

George Will who famously fights against seat belt laws and infamously wrote that two part NEWSWEEK editorial promoting that everyone carry an assault rife wherever they go. Though I can’t seem to find that Newsweek editorial now, I remember it well because I read it twice to make sure it was not tongue and cheek or satire. After realizing it was the real thing, I called NEWSWEEK to cancel my subscription. 

george will alfalfaAlso missed George on Fox News Sunday, ABC, NBC and CBS now for quite some time.

So where is George Will?  Holed up at the Cato Institute in the bow tie closet?  In Hollywood filming the “Our Gang” remake playing the part of Alfalfa?