While a large majority of American voters agree with Bernie Sanders on the issues, the corporate media thinks he is just too boring. Pause for reflection on corporate media. But Bernie sets the record straight with some radical partying – and, some statistics.
The media says he looks like a train conductor with cotton candy hair, and he sounds like a bullfrog with the personality of a library card…But C’mon folks. We’ve been taken in by a good haircut before. Don’t ask me, I’ll only admit it on pain of death.
Watch as Bernie hops on his skateboard and joins the party people! Bernie the Wildman does keg-stands, a little smoke and comes back from his mushroom trip at one with the universe. He is spouting statistics and facts the entire time! We believe you’re sincere, but what does it all MEAN, man?