Joni Ernst has a Country Western album out called Bread Bags on my Feet which is filled with such down home Iowa homilies as “I shot the Census Taker” and “You are the Wheels beneath my House.”
Sadly the Senate calls for first term Senators to be quiet and not make waves which could mean we have to wait six long years before Joni Ernst properly channels Michele Bachmann. But there is hope that it can come batpoop crazy fast if Ted Cruz is any indication of that old being quiet thing being on the ropes.
And hey, neither Michele Bachmann nor Sarah Palin have ruled out running in 2016. Though Sister Sarah is in dire need of attention to keep the celebrity money rolling in, her problem is that if she does run someone may ask her a serious question, and then what?
Hey, I just realized that the second craziest congressman, Steve King, and now the second craziest Senator are both from Iowa.*
Iowa, the top pigpoop producer in America. Breadbags on the feet or not, there is so much of it flowing across the land, swirling in the air and seeping into the ground water that it cannot but help get into the brain and fk you up. Perhaps AMC will do a 5 year series on what pigpoop producers have wrought upon the people of Iowa?
* Louie Gohmert and Ted Cruz.