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Bill Maher Monologue, Republican Clown car, May 8 2015

Pediatric neurosurgeon Ben Carson who pundits say his a unique insight into the child’s brain makes him a perfect fit for the Fox News crowd.

bill maher monologueThe clown car is filling up, let’s not forget the driver Ted Cruz or riding shotgun Rand Paul who is often not included only because he thinks prisons are too full. And we have both Rick Santorum and Scott Walker [an evangelical fundamentalist] and please Lord, Donald Trump, soon to jump which leaves a thirsty Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush as the only non clowns running,

Wait a minute, this just in! Jeb Bush has just announced that he has chosen his brother George W Bush as his main foreign policy adviser, GOOD JOB GEORGIE! Not only on getting us into our longest, costliest, stupid, unfunded, unneeded war, but also driving the economy into the ground deeper than any other president since Republican Herbert Hoover.

Wait a minute…

This just in! Jeb Bush has also recruited 17 of 20 of George W Bush’s Neo Con advisers that got us into that war!

That of course puts Jeb Bush in the War Trunk of the clown car putting the whole thing up for grabs. It looks to me like Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio will soon have to fight each other and perhaps knock each other silly, leaving no on to stop Ted Cruz. Which polls show from just yesterday beating Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire. No, not South Carolina, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

So now the question is who will Republican presidential nominee Ted Cruz pick for the VP spot? Will he go with Carly Fiorina to get the woman vote? Perhaps Sarah Palin, Mike Lee or Ted Nugent who seem to be the only friends he has left?