A few good lines…
Mitt Romney is pretending to be stupid while Rick Perry is really stupid.
The Iowa Evangelical Base or as I call them The Children of the Corn.
Rick Perry and his Ponzi Scheme Social Security is handcuffing himself to a dead hooker.
Michele Bachmann, for those who find Sarah Palin too intellectual.
Everyone asks me if Sarah Palin is getting into the race, what am I, the Idiot Whisperer?
Obama has to understand it is not the entree the Republicans hate, it’s the waiter.