A caller broke through the rigid security on the Rush Limbaugh Show, and after a bit of kissing up to the giant ego, smoothly laid an unexpected surprise on the Ditto King.
Because Limbaugh seems to have forgotten, the caller reminded him of his infamous arrest for illegally purchasing large amounts of Oxycontin, a crime for which most people spend years in prison due to mandatory minimums. Fortunately for Rush, he has enough cash to pad the pockets of Blind Justice. Limbaugh’s response…The caller is a victim of the vast Left Wing conspiracy, and the crime of record never happened
The caller was likely to have been prompted by a show Limbaugh did earlier in the week, when the rotund radio host fired shots at Toronto’s mayor Rob Ford. In a jaw-dropping segment, Limbaugh – oblivious to the irony, jabbed Ford for obesity and drug use!
Limbaugh sniped; Now, this is the guy who admitted he got drunk and, what, he smoked crack? Yeah, he smoked it in a “drunken stupor,” and he refuses to resign, and they’re trying to strip his powers as mayor away. His brother’s backing him up, but he won’t quit. He’s a big, obese guy. He looks like Goldfinger with about, oh, 50 or 60 extra pounds, maybe a hundred extra pounds or whatever.
Yes, he did say that, and no he did not mention his own losing battle with weight, or his past drug addiction. Character matters, and history is just a vindictive Left wing conspiracy! This emperor is wearing no clothes, and counting on loyal fans not to notice his nudity or his Doublemint Twin-like resemblance to Rob Ford.