How to grab hold of that Jeff Sessions look? Sure one could double down on the cheek rouge and wear glasses down your nose, but a cheaper easier option would to put an old pillow with a couple eye holes over your head, or just wrap a confederate flag around your body.
Another option would be to go barefoot with a couple toupees pasted to the top of your feet, put on a pair of pointy ear attachments and wear a gold ring around your neck.