Despite the fact that viewers are always wrong, and Conan is always right, they persist in trying to catch Conan in a fallacy. In this case, Todd from Abilene, Texas believes that he’s found a mistake in the driver’s license Jesus displayed on a previous show. "We all know that Jesus wasn’t a blond," crows Todd authoritatively!
Brace yourself Todd. You did not take into account the year 18 AD in which Jesus had a sun bleached mane, easily proved by this film clip, which was recently discovered. I believe previous to this discovery, 18 AD was part of ‘The lost years of Christ,’ when we could only speculate his whereabouts, activities and hair color. Perhaps it’s just as well that this clip has remained hidden. If it had surfaced long ago,followers might have fashioned the Mass around the clip, to be celebrated on beaches around the world.