"They need to pair off now or Obama will force them to pair off in same sex marriages with Lemurs," says Maysoon Zayid, keeping in mind Santorum’s theory that gay people and those who practice bestiality are equal in God’s eyes.
White conservative Republicans are rapidly becoming a minority – but what to do? It’s simple, suggests comedian Maysoon Zayid, who has a great deal of advice for lonely conservatives, use CPAC as a dating service !