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Daily Show celebrates White People

Daily Show celebrates White PeopleHillary Clinton in need of that white male vote has hired a new campaign manager, a bottle of Bud duck tapped to a trailer hitch nut sack.  White Power!

I guess the Trump plan is to depend upon the uneducated white male vote in the general election to win. Sitting where I am here in Texas that would be a cake walk with at least a 20 point spread.

But it seems new polling shows that Trump is even going down in that demography, without yet factoring in his recent call to take away gun rights from those on the terrorist watch list. That will bring him down further.

But hopes are up for the GOP that perhaps people will show up in Cleveland with open carry and concealed and start shooting each other and The Donald can gain universal respect by jumping in as a strongman to put the carnage down.

Blast from the past some 20 years ago:

BEWHITE INDUSTRIES

Be What You are Not!

As an African-American do you want to end discrimination against YOURSELF?

Send for the Uncle Clarence Thomas guide on becoming White! Endorsed by OJ Simpson!

Learn the ten easy steps!

1) Join the Republican Party!
2) Call Rush and tell him how Black you are before you suck up to him.
3) Promise not to act Black.
4) Change your wardrobe from full color to grayscale.
5) Trade in your Temptations albums for the Ray Coniff collection.
6) Compete in ballroom dancing.
7) Learn to talk like a snob with the William Safire language tapes.
8) Learn to walk like you have something big stuck up your butt.
9) Stop having fun in church and go to those real boring White ones.
10) Claim civil rights workers are communists.