Daily Show, Manhattan divided, Al Madrigal in the dark, John Oliver in the lighton November 1, 2012 at 7:06 am
What a difference a few blocks make. Where are all the looters? Perhaps this will be the first time residents of the Lower East side see stars at night! Where are WE ARE ALL ON OUR OWN Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan these days? Answer: Hiding in Western Pennsylvania of all places.
Why does God do these things to us? Why is he such an asshole? Why would anyone even like him. He causes raped women to become pregnant. No wait. He makes it impossible for raped women to get pregnant. No wait… What is this? We have two gentlemen running for the Senate, both from the same American religious culture, saying opposite things about God? How can that be?
If one religion is right then doesn’t that mean all the other religions must be wrong? Is it all about who has the most followers? It’s close to even you know: Hindu, Islam, Catholic and Protestant at about a billion each.
To put things in perspective there are 28 million Jews. So they don’t count at all? And even less Scientologists, Mormons, and Jehovah’s Witnesses. What if Jehovah’s Witnesses are right? That would mean 7 billion people are wrong and going to Hell. It’s all so confusing. Do they have colleges where you can learn how to think in this kind of Bullshit?