Well it looks like the Christians win this one! Mormons believe all the crazy Christian stuff PLUS all their own crazy Mormon stuff.
I am confused. I do know that the lost tribe of Israel fought a war against some other group for 500 years or so up around Plainview, New York. It began around 500BC or so. Then Jesus came down off the cross and swam to Plainview to put an end to all that. Now I find he miscalculated and ended up somewhere in Missouri? My guess would be Branson, Missouri.
This crap is what drives the electorate of this country. Causing reasonable people to pound their heads on the table. PLEASE refrain from being reasonable, it hurts our image abroad as the United States of Duh.