A Chocolate News Report by David Alan Grier puts a much finer – and amusing point on the ravings of the great white bloviator. Colin Powell stated that he would review the field of candidates before deciding who would get his vote. Immediately Limbaugh came out with his brilliant "Melatonin is thicker than water" headline, assuming that a man like Powell votes by color only. Of course this led me to ponder that if Limbaugh believes his theory is true, it leaves him in quite a quandary, as the Republican line-up is a fairly pasty-faced crew.