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Don’t make your own pencils! Funny or die

making pencilsDo It Yourself is out. Home grown is out. Home cooking is out. Self reliance is out.

DId you know that what is grown in your backyard garden comes out of THE DIRT. It has bug poop on it. And there’s worms in the dirt. And the dirt gets all over everything!

The answer is the frozen food isle.  Double packaged, plastic and cardboard, frozen and shipped from thousands of miles away in frozen trucks free of bugs, worms and dirt. My favorite Frozen Food deal is frozen baked potatoes! $4.59 for a 8oz package!  Only $9 a pound! .