Drug cops check 3 weeks of jail poop from Nigerian comic Baba Suwe

The War on Drugs rages on, and the biggest battles often take place in the solitude of one man’s intestine. In this case, an innocent – and well known man had to reveal ‘all that was inside him’ before he could prove himself to be innocent. A waiting game which turned into a three week comedy.

As if you didn’t know, airport x-ray machines aren’t always correct in what they see. No one knows this better than popular Nigerian comedian Babatunde Omidina. Omidina, 53, popularly known as "Baba Suwe," was arrested by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency while boarding a Paris-bound flight from Lagos airport on October 12. An airport x-ray scanner allegedly showed bags of white powder in his stomach.

Innocence could only be proven during three weeks of incarceration, and many closely scrutinized bowel movements by agents with whom Omidina became more familiar than he would have chosen. The laugh is on the authorities who have now satisfied themselves that there was no cocaine. They did learn however, that a local porridge resembles cocaine in clear bags when viewed through their x-ray system.

Which reminds me of an article from Mr Jite some years ago…

Start Today! 

By admitting to the need of drug testing, we also admit that drugs do not affect the quality of one’s work. If someone is unproductive and drooling on the job, get rid of them, don’t suffer our society the indignity of exposing our genitals to strangers. And if drug use does not affect the work, it is no business of employers.

Stuck in a boring dead end job?

Want a career you can be proud of!

Want to meet new people in pleasant surroundings?

Have you no concept at all of the 4th Amendment?

Are you an out of work conservative Republican whose only skill is listening to Rush Limbaugh?

Do you enjoy looking at other people’s genitals?

If you answered “yes” to any of the above questions you are ready to join the thousands of Americans who have made something of themselves by becoming:

Urine Specialists!

Thousands of companies large and small, including every facet of local, state and federal government need people like you to watch other people pee! Not only do you get the satisfaction of watching strangers drop their pants or lift their skirts to fill a jar, but you get to walk around all day in rubber gloves with steaming beakers of piss! 

For more information write:

Department of Justice P-CHECK Division
Washington, DC