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Ebolapalooza, The ISIS of Viruses, Stephen Colbert

I’m glad they are checking (airline passengers) at both ends, because that’s where Ebola squirts out.

ebolapalooza chartEbola and ISIS! We need to buy more guns to combat this double edged apocalyptic sword. Guns are not just for shooting Negroes, neighbors trying to get our dried beans in our shelters, people hiding bombs at parades, shooting down airliners about to crash into buildings and of course Federal agents, our troops and the police. No, we need more guns to shoot at ISIS and Liberia. Long range guns…

Fear not only drives cable news, it also drives the Republican Party, in fact it is the main thing that gets out the Republican vote. Be afraid, be very afraid. Of everything. Happiness is a warm gun.

Did I hear right?  ISIS is backing up Green Day at this years’ Ebolapalooza?