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Eleven Signs Your Loved Ones May Be A Libertarian

The Libertarian Party is much like promography, trying to find any redeeming social value in it is problematic.

Whenever I find Ron Paul going up in the polls I feel the need to remind the youngsters that along with all the fun of legalizing pot, cocaine, heroin, crack, crank, Quaaludes and Oxycotin comes a big pile of INSANE RIGHT-WING CRAP. The Libertarian model in the world today is of course Somalia. In fact the Libertarian Party is such a smelly pile of radical Right-wing extremism it can be summed up in just six words.

SELFISH SINGLE WHITE MALES WITH GUNS.

The Eleven Signs That Your Loved Ones May Be A Libertarian

1)      Do they refer to Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin as liberals?

2)      Did they spend most of their youth shut in their bedrooms sitting on empty boxes of Clearasil in front of a computer?

3)      Do you consider them loners with no friends to speak of?

4)      Do they fair poorly with the opposite sex?

5)      Have the words “statist” and “statism” been added to their rhetoric?

6)      Have they reduced the first Ten Amendments to the Constitution to two: The Second and the Tenth?

7)      Do you ever hear them say “States’ Rights yesterday, States’ Rights today and States’ Rights forever?”

8)      Are you beginning to see magazines like Soldier of Fortune, Guns & Ammo, The American Spectator, CATO Institute position papers and travel brochures from Western Montana and Northern Idaho in their rooms?

9)      Do they seem to have no concern for others, society, or even the planet itself?

10)    Have you noticed that their rhetoric and writings include the words; I, me, my or mine at least twice per sentence?

11)    Are they over 30, single and still living at home?

If so, dial 911 and ask for help. For a loser is a terrible thing to mind.