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FOD: Chuck Norris and his racist beard hate the President!

This version of Chuck Norris and his ‘get out the vote’ video by Funny or Die is actually more revealing, and likely more truthful than the ‘get out the evangelical vote’ clip I brought to you last night – for good or ill.

In this version, Norris is accompanied by his beard, an ill-fitting hairpiece and his wife.  Mrs. Norris suffers from an illness which disables her ability to block inappropriate thoughts before they are exposed aloud as words. This lack of censorship, makes it impossible for her to dance around the really BIG issue of this election – race!

For my own edification, would someone please explain to me why – when speaking of President Obama’s genetic background, he is identified as ‘black’ rather than ‘white’ which describes him just as accurately.  More importantly, why is a racial distinction necessary in this, the 21st century?

Funny or Die: Chuck Norris and wife with racist Turret's syndrome get out the vote