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FunnyOrDie: Hey Young Patriots! Join Pepperjack’s Rap, Reclaim American Values

Funny or Die: Pepperjack Rap, What's Wrong With America? Rappin'  Jack invites young patriots to join the bigoted, intolerant elite

In this original rap song by Pepperjack, he asks the musical question, ‘What’s happened to America?’ You kids do still love the rap music, don’t you? Well, ol’ Jack’s counting on it. We can’t have a regime change without the youngsters, and he’s out to recruit you. So kick back and listen while P.Jack gives you a short lesson about how this country has gone to hell in a hand basket.  There are so many ills…But not everything is wrong in this country. We still cherish freedom of speech above all…Education, not so much. For instance: “Freedom of speech doesn’t mean you can say men came from monkeys.”  Listen kids. Those Tea Partiers just want your strong backs. Lugging those chairs and coolers to rallies has severely dampened the Tea Party spirit…I know it’s tempting, but resist!