GOP Pens Super Secret Health Care Bill and Jeff Sessions Testifies – Seth Meyers

GOP Pens Super Secret Health Care Bill and Jeff Sessions Testifies - Seth Meyers

Seth Meyers takes a closer look at Jeff Session’s testimony; a puffed-up refusal to comment on “scurrilous innuendo, and signs of profound memory fade.” Elsewhere – in a dark room, Republicans hasten to finish a super secret health care bill – never to be seen publicly – possibly in disappearing ink, and protected more stringently than Area 51.

Seth analyzes  whether or not Trump will decide to fire special persecutor Robert Mueller and end this witch hunt, as advised by Fox News. It is said that Trump is “obsessing and watching every cable news channel.” That is one thing he shares with all of us.

Ah, but testimonies, investigations and cable news are of no importance now. It is Dear Leader’s birthday! Oddly, Trump has been announcing the approach of his big day with the anticipation of a ten-year-old boy who knows he is getting his heart’s desire.  My sincere condolences, Melania.

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