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Herman Cain denies everything to Jimmy Kimmel

A Black Conservative who denies sexual harassment of women in the workplace? OMG! Tell me it isn’t so Clarence!

The problem Horatio is having here is every time he attacks one of his accusers, one more he harassed gets angry and steps forward.

I am most surprised by the Kimmel audience who so love Herman Cain and so hate that upitty smart witch Gloria Allred. In fact as this day has worn on I have found everyone hates Gloria Allred. Even Mika is on Cain’s side because of Gloria Allred. I guess I missed whatever it was she did. Oh yeah, she sues people on behalf of WOMEN!  Even women hate that! They know their place.

And with Cain’s donations going up with each accusation of sexual harassment, perhaps what this country needs is more of it.
How things change, at one time we were impeaching Presidents for consensual sex.

Well, thinking back to those times, the one that caused the Big Dog all the trouble was the one who had the sex rather than the attempt.

So come on Woman #5! Let’s hear how he actually does it in a car! Newt Gingrich was accused by a named woman for having given him a hummer in his car waiting to pick up his kids outside their school. If I recall there was even a book on that one. But it didn’t stick. After all, family values Newt Gingrich lived in a constant life of adultery for about 25 years, so who cared, how about some NEWS.

The two I liked most that stuck were Fox News pundit Dick Morris getting caught having his toes sucked by prostitutes while he talked to the President on the phone. He was fired by Clinton but soon got his cushy job at Fox News, who just love correcting such wrongs.  And not to forget Louisiana Senator David Vitter who sailed to easy victory after admitting to be a regular costumer in diapers down at the Whore House.

Oh, Wide Stance Larry Craig. Fox and the GOP didn’t come to his rescue because it wasn’t about screwing women, or screwing anyone, but rather attempted gay linking.  And you know, some people still actually vote for Republicans. I know I know, it’s crazy but they do!