If your forbidden love is a secret from friends and family (and it may be advantageous to stay mum until you come to your senses) this handy PSA will guide you in finally coming out as a proud Trump Supporter!
If you get chills and butterflies in your stomach when you hear the words ‘Winning’ or ‘ban immigrants’ then you’re ready to test your commitment to Trump. You”ll soon know whether you’re simply Trump Curious, or Full On Trump. If the latter is your choice, you probably want everyone who speaks Spanish to go to Mexico and get started on that wall.
You’ll soon learn that finding an optimum day for your coming out party involves good timing and impossible odds. You must select a day in which Trump hasn’t said anything horrible to offend anyone. If this sounds difficult, wait until you see Chris Christie a famous Trump supporter, in this photo and envision yourself in his place. We warned you to follow the steps in the PSA, but if you did jump ahead and come out, just say it was the Tequila taking, they’ll understand.