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Inmate Duke Cunningham & Jailhouse pals Rock the Vote for Newt!

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Old friends are the best friends, or so Hallmark reminds us. Why then does Gingrich appear to be getting a migraine when Duke Cunningham’s name is mentioned?

Obviously serving 8 years for federal bribery hasn’t decreased Cunningham’s interest in politics, or dimmed his love for the Newtster. Cunningham obviously has leadership skills among the other inmates. He can deliver 80% of the jailhouse vote to Gingrich – and that is a lot when you consider friends and family too!

Newt would do well to thank Duke profusely and share some of that notorious charm and gratitude. When his moon colonization is settled ‘by the end of my second term’ Duke could lead his prison clan – who are unable to obtain jobs due to prison records – could be the settlers. Like Australia was for 19th Century England.

Finally, Trent Frank tells Chris Matthews how much Jan ‘Rude Finger Pointing Racist Beach’ Brewer is loved in Arizona.