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Jabba the Hut Limbaugh calls Michelle Obama FAT, Glenn Beck weighs in

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Any day that we have Rush – the result of a mating between the Goodyear Blimp and Jabba the Hut, risking an attack on firm, fit, and hot Michelle Obama, it’s a desperate, and ill-advised cry for attention. When Rush criticizes Michelle for both her figure (which in a later comment, said wasn’t up to his expectations for a Sports Illustrated cover) and her fashion sense – we’ve entered a new dimension of lunacy! Have all of the mirrors been removed from his home? I know they haven’t, he’s just that big of a jackass.

It’s odd, while I remember Limbaugh’s insults about the young Chelsea Clinton, I don’t remember a time when he held Barbara Bush to the same "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit" standards. To the employee charged with snipping the size tags from Limbo’s clothing; you’d be doing the nation a favor to use the same scissors to snip the power to his mic.

It’s time for fun with Michele Bachmann and Glenn Beck. That magic blackboard can do absolutely anything, just ask Bachmann! Beck solves the debt problem and utilizes less space on the board than he normally would use to diagram the direct connection between the Obamas’ dog Bo and the Nazis.