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Jon Stewart does Cheney Obama Dueling Terror Speeches

Let them all go! All 241 of them!

There are a billion of them. 10% hate our guts and 1% actively so. So that is about 10 million Muslims out to get us. Add to that 241.  So instead of 10,000,000 it would be 10,000,241.

Another option would be to just give Guantanamo Bay back to the Cubans were it belongs.

94 of 100 U.S. Senators voted against funding the demise of Guantanamo Bay.  They did so because they are afraid if they did not the people of 48 states would throw them out of office. After all, Americans do not want these terrorists working in our day care centers or becoming greeters at the Walmart. 

MAXIMUM SECURITY FEDERAL PRISONS WHICH NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED FROM AND IN WHICH  WE ALREADY HOLD TERRORISTS! 

Do you need prescriptions for those smart pills I keep hearing about. Like fluoride, can we put them in the water supply or something?

The politics of this rises to the high intellectual standards of America. 100 million voted for boy band singers the other night. Most Americans want creationism taught in biology classes in public schools, most Americans want more assault rifles made available for duck hunting and of course we recently learned that most Americans think torture is okay.

The United States of Duh…