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Jon Stewart makes a fool of Fox News Gretchen Carlson, Festivus

gretchen carlsonGretchen Carlson. Is she any relation to Tucker Carlson I wonder? How do people like that get like that?

The answer to that is really quite simple. If you have ever debated evolution with a creationist you know the problem.

Irrationality defended by semantic drivel.

Which variation of are pounded into children by Mothers who drive them around to show them plastic baby Jesus surrounded by sheep, donkeys, transgender flying creatures and what seems to be half a dozen or so Arabs. Or are those people in turbans Jews?  It’s all so confusing. Well other than everything about Christmas being White. What we get.

This does bring up an interesting response to this War on Christmas CRAP. Festivus.

How to make a Festivus pole for your front yard.

But a 3″ diameter ten foot tube of PVC bought at Home Depot. You will need a vehicle with a door in back.
One can each of Red and Green spray paint. One string of blinking lights to wrap around it like a barber pole. The biggest problem is getting it into the ground, which in some climes may be frozen. But you only need to get it about 18″ down. Borrow a post hole digger from a neighbor is one way. Or cut the bottom on large pointy angle with a circle saw, get on a ladder and hammer it into the ground with a sledge hammer. Or put it up in the Summer after a rain when the ground is soft. And there you go.  Your own REAL personal war on Christmas. Give them what they want.