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Jon Stewart, Marco Rubio announcement second to Hillary at Chipotle

“Many of our leaders are stuck in the 20th Century, so our leaders put us at a disadvantage, by taxing, borrowing and regulating us like it was in 1999,” Marco Rubio on the best year of peace and prosperity in American history during the Clinton Administration.

Hillary chilpolte bigger than Marco RubioSadly for the well watered Marco Rubio, his jump into the race was co opted by Hillary Clinton’s ordering a burrito at a Chipotle fast food restaurant followed by a subsequent media run after her black van. Even Fox News went with the “Hillary eats and hides in big sunglasses” story forgetting our new and better future under President Marco Rubio.

Senator Rubio has his theme now. That Hillary is full of bad old ideas and living in the past which he discards for all that is young, new and vibrant!

So he is only 16 years behind 1999 and the greatest economy we ever enjoyed. His stand against the young and Cuba is only 55 years in the past. Rubio only lives 43 years back in being against the young and abortion. His more recent hold to the past is against gay marriage which 60% of even young Republicans are for. And of course not to forget like the other Hispanic in the race, Ted Cruz, he goes out of his way to give all Hispanics a punch in the nose on immigration like its 1899.

As all Republicans who play to their bigoted Christian Base, they tell us they are well meaning on immigration and love burritos as much as Hillary Clinton, but refuse to do anything until the border is secured.

Is there anyone in the world who actually believes the border can be secured? You see? They all know they are all lying, it’s the nature of the Beast.

Hey, I can play! I am going to begin my personal relationship with Jesus Christ as soon as I begin getting younger rather than older.

Speaking of dishonesty, how about the media telling is over and over again that there are half a dozen Republicans who can beat the pantsuits off Hillary in the coming election only to keep us watching and buying more Cialis.

I love the Cialis ads! Though I do wish they would extend them to letting us watch these beautiful old couples actually have sex they are about to have in that hammock, on the football field, in the garden, on the patio, on the beach and during dance lessons with that hot instructor.