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Karl “The Hammer” Rove Quits!

Karl Rove is quiting the White House at the end of the month saying, "I’ve got to do this for the sake of my family." Of course this has nothing to do with various committees closing in on him for his use of political payback to out CIA agents.  Rove also went on to say that the Surge has put us "in a better place", the President would be moving way up in the polls and that history will give him positive reviews for his policy of pre-empitve war and declaring any nation that harbors terrorists a terrorist state (in need of pre-emption.) Rove also predicted that the Republicans have "a very good chance" of winning the White House in 2008 because the Democrats "are likely to nominate a tough, tenacious, fatally flawed candidate." Gosh, I wonder who he means?
Sadly, he is moving back down here to Dumbass to just add more to the dumbassness of this place.