Has your phone been ringing off of the hook with well- meaning nudges reminding you to vote? Brace yourself for one more reminder from President Obama and Luther, his anger translator. Perhaps you – like the President, are intently playing Halo 4, or you are engrossed in proscribed ‘therapy’ such as fashioning necklaces from macaroni at the State Home for Nervous Disorders…Where I now reside since my last discussion with a Romney supporter. Such discussions resemble nothing so much as trying to nail jello to a wall while hitting my own head with a brick repeatedly.
President Obama put down his Halo controller to vote, and urges you to do the same. You may then return home to save the world. But first, heed Luther who delicately suggests preparation which may be necessary for those who have been in the depths of the basement, gaming just a little too long.