Thank goodness the Lipstick Liberal caught the messages that prisoner of war Stephen Colbert slipped into his show. It’s apparent that Republicans are holding him prisoner in the War on Women. The Free Colbert Movement is led by The Lipstick Liberal and 4-Star General Betty White, who says “Balls are weak and sensitive, if you want to get tough, grow a vagina” (partial quote)
Betty is Blunt but charming. Needless to say, Stephen will soon be free!
