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A Message From Palcohol, Powdered Alcohol, Funny or Die

A Message From Palcohol the Powdered Alcohol, Funny or Die

The creator of Palcohol has answered the need for a portable, convenient form of alcohol! Where do the advantages of powdered alcohol end – or begin ? There is some confusion about the product which is causing a delay in approval by the FDA. It seems that some people ‘read too much’ into the company’s ‘edgy’ advertising. Some consumers took the language to mean that it can be mixed with other drugs and snorted! Likewise, if you misread “Loser in live, loosen her up with Palcahol the new Roofie’ then you read too much into it
You shouldn’t be hampered by heavy, cumbersome bottles. Nor should you be  forced to pour booze into your Big Gulp cup (or whatever size your city allows)so you can keep your buzz going at the playground, while grocery shopping or cheering the team on in the school stadium. Do you hate going wine tasting just to catch a free buzz? Palcohol means you’ll never have to say ‘it’s interesting, a fruity blend of blah de whoopity blah”  again.

This stuff is a boon for mankind. No more bottles clanking around under your bed, or an embarrassing stack on the curb. Can you pass a breathalyzer with it? Maybe…And kids love it too!

The story of one great humanitarian.
A quick peek at the Palcohol website reveals the true reason for the creation of powdered alcohol, it’s not what you think.  Creator Mark Phillips loves the great outdoors! Like you, he enjoys backpacking, hiking and kayaking. And when thirst hits, he likes to have a drink of hard liqueur, but lugging the bottles is the worst!  That’s how he came up with teh idea for portable, lightweight booze! I know there’s nothing I crave more when perched on a mountain top or racing down a river…And if you do too, this is the answer to your prayers.