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Mich.Man Sustains Third Degree Crotch Burn, Teen Gets Probation

I sincerely hope that a 51-year old Detroit man has learned a lesson about buying alcohol for teenagers and inviting them home to party. They aren’t there because they like you. You can buy beer! Who knew you could end up with third degree
burns on your groin as a reminder!

Tuesday, the now 18-year old perpetrator of the prank gone very wrong Tyler Quick had his day in court. After pleading guilty last month to assault with intent to commit great bodily harm less than murder, you’d think he would be considered
dangerous. There must have been something in his apology which touched the judge, or the judge was "tetched", because young Tyler was sentenced to probation only, as if he’d left a bag of flaming dog doo on the porch, rather than very nearly
burning a man’s crotch off!

The only reason Tyler was able to get into so much mischief was because the 51-year-old man, who was hosting the gala,passed out while the party was in full swing. According to the teen, he painted the man’s face with makeup, then put a lit candle on the man’s pants – "to help illuminate his work." He should be a lawyer himself one day, if they bought that one!

It would take something major to awaken the "host" but he regained consciousness at some point, after his pants caught on fire, as well as his groin!
Mich.Man Sustains Third Degree Crotch Burn, Teen Gets Probation